Q:  Hey, would it kill you to buy one of our T-Shirts?

A:  Not anymore it won't!

Our New T-shirt distributor no longer uses the harmful chemical           Dye Plaxix 6 in its pressings, so c'mon and buy one.

World's Greatest Grandma
I'd Rather be Wearing Mormon Underwear
Dipshit Wearing Dorky Shirt
Sodoku:  Crystal Meth for Old People
Kiss Me I'm Irish.  Unless you're a Bloody Protestant
T.G.I.O.B.G.Y.N
Novelty

God Don't Make No Trash.

He does, however, make crack whores, alcoholics

& necrophiliacs.  (guess which one I'll be!)

Why Do the Stupidest People Always Have the Most Kids?
Don't Tread On Me
My Italian Grandpa Touched Me Innapropriately
Fuck You