50 Foot Inflatable Woman in Turkey Day Parade
By Brian Farrelly and Jay Barba
NEW YORK - A controversial new balloon sponsored by Al Goldstein's Screw Magazine will make its debut at this year's Thanksgiving Day Parade: a 10-story tall inflatable sex doll.

The balloon is meant to commemorate the good old days of New York City's Times Square (before its current Disneyfication) when it was a haven for porn, drugs and prostitution.

The helium filled sex-doll named Vicki will be led down Broadway by a team of male prostitutes and accompanied 

 

Willard Scott is ready to squirt the Times Square crowd with Egg Nog from his Super-Soaker.

 
by a processional float featuring quintessential scenes from Times Square's heyday including: drunk sailors getting 50 cent blowjobs from transvestites, children smoking heroin and Norman Mailer pleasuring himself in a coin-operated porn booth.

In addition, the "Today Show's" Willard Scott will be riding shotgun in the inflatable doll's life-like "pleasure hole", giving an "eye-in-the sky" parade report and shooting a Super-Soaker full of egg-nog into the crowd.