Wall of Fame
Poll Reveals election to be decided by undecided Moron from Ohio
Barker endorses new line of dog condoms
use Snoopy Sno-cone Machine to make Crystal Meth.
Pimps on Strike! Union contends "Pimpin' Ain't Easy"
Discover Earth going bald
Recall! Those Baptized between 1977 and 1980 may have been blessed
by tap water.
commemorates Prostitutes of foreign wars.
half shirt replaces sleeve-less T as official undergarment of spousal
acquires atomic wings technology
Michael Thomas returns from trip off face of Earth. "It's dark
out there man."
sunglasses helps block harmful sight of the poor.
develops new Anti-boner pill for teen-age boys
Dog Boy Revealed
Thanksgiving Day Parade Float
Gaming Institute reveals here-to-for only theoretical 24-sided die
X-Men movies, Freaks less popular than ever
learns eating children banned by Muslim Faith
rules in Elian Gonzalez Case: split him in two.