New Poll Reveals election to be decided by undecided Moron from Ohio
Bob Barker endorses new line of dog condoms
Pre-Teens use Snoopy Sno-cone Machine to make Crystal Meth.
U.S. Pimps on Strike! Union contends "Pimpin' Ain't Easy"
Scientists Discover Earth going bald
Baptism Recall! Those Baptized between 1977 and 1980 may have been blessed by tap water.
Hasboro commemorates Prostitutes of foreign wars.
Mesh half shirt replaces sleeve-less T as official undergarment of spousal abuse.
Pakistan acquires atomic wings technology
Phillip Michael Thomas returns from trip off face of Earth. "It's dark out there man."
New sunglasses helps block harmful sight of the poor.
Pfizer develops new Anti-boner pill for teen-age boys
Controversial Thanksgiving Day Parade Float
Fantasy Gaming Institute reveals here-to-for only theoretical 24-sided die
Despite X-Men movies, Freaks less popular than ever
Tyson learns eating children banned by Muslim Faith
Judge rules in Elian Gonzalez Case: split him in two.